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awesomephilia:

Don’t worry man, I got the dishes tonight.

Well I’ll rinse, John.

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pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake 

i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

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voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

In late 2005 the Jolly Rancher company grew over-confident and decided that the manufactured “watermelon” flavor injected into its candies was so superior to actual watermelons that the genetically engineered a watermelon to taste like watermelon flavor. 

When the fruit was sliced open, they were shocked to discover that the Jolly Rancher logo had been three-dimensionally rendered inside of the fruit itself. Jolly Rancher subsequently named the sub-species after itself Jollyrancherus Watermelonii.

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